Give thanks!

I have a lot to give thanks for this Thanksgiving. Here's the short version

• I did have a well paying position, lately its not looking so great
• I did work with some great people, after two rifts and departures most have gone
• I have worked on a number of projects, most delayed or canned
• I did get a bunch of stock options, I don't think they will ever be worth a dime
• I did get put on a performance improvement plan, but I beat that rap
• I do have a manager who has a split personality, I mostly get the crap half
• I do get the pager, the pager always rings all the time, endlessly
• I did get food until they took that away
• I did get alcohol, they took that away, but I started drinking at my desk anyway
• We did have some cute girls, they are all getting married, rifted or got a real job
  
• I did work on some cool technology, until I started converting PL/SQL into JavaScript
• I have more changes in senior management that hot lunches recently
  
• I do work for a technology company that won't adopt new technology
• I do have a CEO that spends too much time in a tanning salon

So thank you, I'm in a special place and I know it.

This weeks food and drink
Beer : 0 (no more official drinking!)
Shots : 8 (i'm trying to cut down!)
Dinner : 0 nights (no more official eating!)
Weight : 194 lbs