Henry's office is empty!

Super crazy, Henry's office has been cleared. OMG, this crazy shit has gone down. The plotters have somehow got Henry removed from his position. That is just astonishing and so quick! What are the board thinking about, clearly not our success.

I personally don't believe the rumors that we will have a new management team here next week. I think things are going too well for us. Henry did send a note last week telling all the deals that are well into contract discussions with all the big banks. He also talked about a strategy to take over the back end for a number of the Fortune 50. It makes no sense to make this sort of change so close to the finish line! Can-I-Have-A-Latte-Sir was in tears (again).

This is out most desperate hour. Help us Henry, you are our only hope!

This weeks food and drink
Beer : 0 (no more drinking!)
Shots : 7 (we downed a few after finding Henry's office empty)
Dinner : 0 nights (no more dinners!)
Weight : 180 lbs