We have the Hank police!

Sometimes, you just hear things and think no f*ing way. Sure every company monitors emails and IM's or at least logs them. You know some harassment case comes up, fight over intellectual property, blah-blah-blah. The thing is, this normally get stuck on a bunch of disks, tapes or CD's and shipped off to Iron Mountain... just in case.

So I don't believe this, but apparently Henry has somebody up in Tracy or Modesto or some other hole in the central valley. Guess what they do? All they do is read other people's email and IM's the whole day. What are they looking for?

Well, my guess when I was talking to the Ops guys was anything security related, you know we have credit cards a shit like that in the database. Perhaps protecting our IP.

No. Ops dude says that all he looks for is references to Henry and whether anybody is talking shit about him, his women or his executive team. Henry gets a daily report. If you appear you are out of the door that day. Its some kind of totall weird I'm-not-a-communitsit-I-love-free-trade-but-talk-shit-and-you-are-in-the-gulag type of thing.

I love Henry, but that shit is totally f*ked up. It can't possibly be true.

This weeks food and drink
Beer : 6 bottles (up one from last week)
Shots : 2 x Tequila (up 2 from last week)
Dinner : 5 nights (4 x pizza, 4 x Una Mass)
Weight : 169 lbs